Movie scene I'd love to see:
(Richard Pryor gets into an E Type Jag convertible, pops in an 8 track cartridge "Best of Isaac Hayes." A voice comes through the speakers.)
"Good morning Rich. Reach under your seat." (Pryor pulls a file folder out, opens it). "This is Ow Eet Hort, head of Borkborkistan, who is holding a team of our best nuclear engineers hostage in this fortress. Your mission,should you choose to accept it, is to parachute into the jungle at night..."
"Break into the fortress, tunneling under the wall using only a fiberglass shovel.."
"Break into the dungeon, overcoming the guards.."
"And lead the 22 scientists to safety.."
"As always, should you or any of your I.M. Force be caught or killed.."
"the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in fifteen seconds. Good luck, Rich."
(Expletive from Pryor, who takes the tape out, runs over it with the Jag, and drives away, laughing.)